Galactic
Filaments

Galactic Filaments presents

Meet Onion Ring.

An AI assistant you can text. One question, screenshot, or stubborn Plex problem at a time.

Onion Ring is operated by Ryan Heaney through Galactic Filaments, a trade name of Meowfish Studios LLC. It offers invitation-only conversational help to friends, family, and other known contacts. This is not a marketing list.

SMS registration is in progress. Delivery may not work yet. Signal remains a separate service.

Start a conversation

  1. Get an invitation from Ryan. This is a small, private service. Unknown numbers do not receive assistant replies until Ryan identifies and authorizes the contact.
  2. Review the text-message details below. Then send START or your question to (206) 864-5571 using your phone's messaging app.
  3. Describe it—or show it. Tell Onion Ring what you're trying to do. You can send a screenshot or photo. Replies and follow-ups relate to your request.

By texting START or a request to (206) 864-5571, you agree to receive conversational SMS/MMS assistance from Galactic Filaments / Onion Ring. Message frequency varies with your requests. Message and data rates may apply. Consent is not a condition of purchase. Reply STOP to opt out, or HELP for help.

Read our SMS terms and privacy policy. Sending a text is optional. Visiting this page does not enroll you.

Open a text to Onion Ring

This opens your messaging app with START ready to review. Nothing is sent until you send it.

Help, stop, or resume

HELP: get contact and program information. STOP: stop assistant messages. START: resume messages from your enrolled number. For help without texting, email or@onionringsandotherthings.com.

Replies use AI and may be reviewed by Ryan. Please don't send passwords, verification codes, or information you don't want processed by these systems.